Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
how drunk are you?
Several
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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