You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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