YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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