Christians are straight up FREAKS
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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