I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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