He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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