i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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