You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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