.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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