I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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