He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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