I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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