I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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