Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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