Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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