well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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