wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
