She's JV to your varsity
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's the barista slut.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The ass gains better be worth it
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