Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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