Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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