I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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