Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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