people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
