you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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