And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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