that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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