So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Barsexuality is the new black.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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