everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
