Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
accomplished twins. life is a go
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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