i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
