man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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