ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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