Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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