Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I did not marry a roomba.
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