I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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