At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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