sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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