You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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