Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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