It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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