I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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