There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
