I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
me + whiskey = a bad person
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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