new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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