I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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