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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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