ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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