Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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