I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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