yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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