Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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