So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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