its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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