i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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